I've noticed lately that Fortune Cookies no longer include "fortunes!"
"Promote literacy. Buy a box of fortune cookies today."
What?!
What kind of Fortune is that? That's Marketing... not Fortune Telling!
Who writes this stuff? You can't even use the time-tested, "... in bed" comment after that fortune either. It doesn't make any sense then... LOL
"Promote literacy. Buy a box of fortune cookies today."
What?!
What kind of Fortune is that? That's Marketing... not Fortune Telling!
Who writes this stuff? You can't even use the time-tested, "... in bed" comment after that fortune either. It doesn't make any sense then... LOL
If you don't know what the "... in bed" is all about, just think of a fortune you would normally receive in a good fortune cookie and add the words, "in bed" after it. You'll get the idea. For instance, "You will have great success." Now add the words, "... in bed." Don't blame me... I didn't make this up. Blame Confucius!
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